| || Welcome to the wonderful world of Gart.
These pages were scripted by hand and buttered with Gimp. No MSG,
no crashy browsing. The software cost me nada
and what you see here is what I learned from pulling pages, tweaked
to taste, then loaded for fun viewing.
May the source be with you!
Now about some of these articles: One of my favourite
magazines is Cool Beans by boy wonder Matt Kelly
who recently quit cabbing and hauled out of San Fran for greener pastures in
Oregon. Do check out his zine and read my stories:
- Just Say No To Beanie Babies:
survey on how nutty consumers are
w/ collecting junk. Cool Beans #9
- The Dharma of Eating:
Cool Beans #10 article explores religons and their
relationships with food. This issue is
chiefly focused on vegetarian
eats and also features a swell pullout cookbook. Yum.
Also available on the Gart Pages are my industrial web projects
created in Geneva, Switzerland for the
United Nations LEG/REL branch, and feminist online
Plus, my original stories and papers:
Continuing on the theme of weirdness is an entire site
called The Weird Page which has a bunch of links
to ghost stories, extraterrestrial encounters, Big Foot
and the sort. Then there is
The Poetry Page
which is self-explanatory. NEW to the Gart Pages are
photographs of the World Trade Center and St Peter's
Cemetery after 9/11,
Une Semaine de Barbie,
photos from Vaud. And for other tips, remember to:
- Drink plenty of water like eight
glasses per day.
- Look both ways when crossing the street.
- And conserve electricity wherever possible.