Welcome to Hermione Gart.It has been five million years since I've updated my site and it's
a little funny to still be thinking in HTML, but now that I have web buildingbots, I've been reminded that today is the day
that old scripts must die. Ten years has been an excellent run for the Gart Pages. Now it's time to forth a site that includes
mp3s, podcasts, blogs, slideshows and neural inhibitors. . . as if I will be doing any of this in the near future... Ah, who
am I kidding? Consider this site under construction until Portable Casanova is complete... God, I'm ready.