Welcome to Hermione Gart.

It has been five million years since I've updated my site and it's a little funny to still be thinking in HTML and Gimp, but now that I have domestic robots, I've been reminded that today is the day that old scripts must die. Ten years has been an excellent run for the Gart Pages. Now it's time to move on to having a site that includes mp3s, podcasts, blogs, slideshows and sea monkies.